Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Girlfriend For Hire

The supervisor was duly radioed for and when he arrived I knew exactly what I was dealing with and why the security team were so tight. He was shorter than me by a couple of inches, bald as a bowling ball and the only fat in his body came from the bagel he had eaten for lunch. I knew it wouldn't have had ham on it; the guy could not have looked more Israeli Defence Force if he had had the Star of David on his sleeve. “I understand there is a problem here?” He said in the thickest Jerusalem accent I had heard in a long time.

“Not really.” I replied calmly and reasonably “Your colleagues seem to misunderstand the situation. I understand that, they may have got the memo. They seem to think that my Principal is some run of the mill call girl or a girlfriend for hire. She isnt and the situation is not what you think it is. They are obviously used to managing the sex workers that most clients have call on them. Fair enough. And, by the way, my hats off to the I.D.F or Mossad for their training. They really are very good.” I gave them a communal nod. “But maybe you and could talk privately for a moment?”

When we were a few feet away I introduced myself and found out that he was called Ari, which I assumed to be as fake a name as the one I had given him. I explained who Mistress was, and that the four hour “meeting” had been arranged months in advance. I assumed that his team had only just been brought in and inadequately briefed.


“Let me be totally honest with you. And then you can call your boss and find out what to do. My Principal is not a prostitute. She is the most exclusive and expensive dominatrix in the world. While your guys are looking to keep your boss safe by taking away my weapons, she is going to be alone in a locked room with your boss for four hours assaulting him with a variety of deadly implements. She is probably going to commit Grievous Bodily Harm on him. Repeatedly. And I suspect she will be performing acts on him that are illegal in a few states and will cause him to sit down a little carefully for a few days. To be honest, compared to that, me sitting down the hall from all this with a few of your guys around me seems a little but insignificant as risks go. “

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